Revenge

Tried on the costumes today. There was a slight bone of contention between Wilbur Wilde, my ugly sister, and me. I can see his point. He does look a little frumpy next to me but I assured him that I will physicalise my part in a way that will lessen my impact just for the sake of balance.

Wicked words from the irresistible Red Symons, who gets his own back in his usual inimitable style.

In Revenge you’ll read about him playing an Ugly Stepsister in a Cinderella panto, his adventures on ‘Red Faces’ and what really happens at the Logies. You’ll learn everything you never thought of asking about circumcision, remote controls, dentists and domestic quarrels. Revenge is the perfect Christmas gift for family and friends. Get your Revenge now.

Praise for Revenge:

'A wide-ranging farrago of witty vignettes aimed at various targets, including himself... If you’re after insights on subject ranging from circumcision, technology and death, to health TV and beyond, Revenge will make ideal holiday reading. It might change your life—if you're silly enough to let it.'

West Australian